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Wife 1.0 Software

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
Topics: Jokes
21 Jun 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/wife-1.0-software/2008-06-21_89-1.html

Microsoft vs GM

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Topics: Jokes
30 May 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/microsoft-vs-gm/2008-05-30_85-1.html

2 Programmers on a Highway

Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic.
Topics: Jokes
30 May 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/2-programmers-on-a-highway/2008-05-30_84-1.html

The Programmer and the Talking Frog

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week"
Topics: Jokes
30 May 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/the-programmer-and-the-talking-frog/2008-05-30_83-1.html

The Watch Inventor

Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?"
Topics: Jokes
26 Mar 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/the-watch-inventor/2008-03-26_54-1.html

How Company Policy Begins?

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. What's next?
Topics: Jokes
15 Feb 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/how-company-policy-begins/2008-02-15_35-1.html

The Programmer's Game

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.
Topics: Jokes
11 Feb 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/the-programmer-game/2008-02-11_27-1.html

Apple Engineers and Microsoft Engineers

Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft engineers are traveling by train to an IT conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft engineer. "Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple engineer.
Topics: Jokes
11 Feb 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/apple-engineers-and-microsoft-engineers/2008-02-11_24-1.html

Evolution of a Software Developer

How a programmer writes codes for their "Hello World" project?
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10 Feb 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/evolution-of-a-software-developer/2008-02-10_25-1.html


 
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