Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
21 Jun 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/wife-1.0-software/2008-06-21_89-1.html
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
30 May 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/microsoft-vs-gm/2008-05-30_85-1.html
Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic.
30 May 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/2-programmers-on-a-highway/2008-05-30_84-1.html
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog
pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll
stay with you for a week"
30 May 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/the-programmer-and-the-talking-frog/2008-05-30_83-1.html
Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?"
26 Mar 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/the-watch-inventor/2008-03-26_54-1.html
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. What's next?
15 Feb 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/how-company-policy-begins/2008-02-15_35-1.html
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.
11 Feb 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/the-programmer-game/2008-02-11_27-1.html
Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft engineers are traveling by train to an IT conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft engineer. "Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple engineer.
11 Feb 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/apple-engineers-and-microsoft-engineers/2008-02-11_24-1.html
How a programmer writes codes for their "Hello World" project?
10 Feb 2008 - http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/evolution-of-a-software-developer/2008-02-10_25-1.html